Don't make me laugh.........yet!

[Bagpuss]

Well, good morning to all you rays of light across the world It is truly wonderful to be here typing my usual gibberish wondering where this note will be read. It is particularly wonderful as my actually went awfully quiet at the end of August. Silent in fact. It was very nearly and meet my face to face, a bit prematurely in my humble opinion!!
Anyway thanks to the wonders of modern drugs , surgery and who/whatever is out there looking after me is back thumping merrily
Enough of the emoticons! 48 year old conveyancing lawyer in Paignton (Devon, England) was chewing a toffee on Sunday 30 August 9pm and to cut a long story short I felt suddenly unwell and ended up in Hospital a few minutes later. I was rushed to Accident & Emergency and was laying on an assessment bed, with my son watching as they tried to resuscitate after a rather nasty heart attack (is there another kind?) Suffice to say if you are going to have one then in hospital next to a set of jump leads is a realllly good place to be.
Dicky ticker was successfully re-plumbed at end of September by a lovely axe wielder at Derriford Hospital and I am back at home sporting what is affectionately know in this neck of the woods a "Derriford Zip"
Recovery going ok and I hope to be fit for work in a month or so. In the meantime I have the unaccustomed luxury of a bit of time to think.
My thoughts have lead me by a slightly convoluted route to here, contemplating matters spiritual. Having visited the other side personally please accept my apologies but my visit was too short to gain any lasting impression further than flailing arms and legs as my nursey friends put he national grid through my nipples, so this particular journey is still based on faith rather than knowledge.
My faith? Hmmm well lets say I had a number of "experiences" whilst undergoing some healing training a couple of years back sufficient to convince me there is rather more to this life than meets the eye. (Straight to the naughty corner for anyone glib enough to think "Ha! is he talking optical eye or the Spiritual one between them? Does he know the difference?")
For the moment let's just say I got a bit fed up with some enorrrrrmous egos and other people with "agendas" that seem to frequent such groups. I am a mellow soul wandering, in learning mode, contemplating the paths in front of me. If you would like to stroll such paths in a likeminded way I shall be delighted to hear from you.
Love & Light
Ian
ps Re the thread heading....it still hurts when I laugh.
As for sneezing NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wpage]

Welcome back Ian to the land of the living!

Ian,
Glad you were able to hang in there for a second chance

Welcome! A good read for folks in recovery is Bible NT John 3:3 The story of the two great teachers meeting.

[Pamela]

Ian is here!

Dear Ian!!!

I am so happy and grateful that you have finally made it to the Energetic Forum!!! And...I have no doubt that once all of the delightful Sweeties here have a lookie to your posts, they will also be breathing a sigh of gratitude that you have made the perfect choice to come here and grace us with your magnificent presence!!!

Okay...Here's a little background info for the rest of you Lovies... I was cruising around the highways and byways of another forum this past weekend and from the corner of my eye, I was distracted by this overwhelmingly shining Light emitting from Ian who was hitchiking by the side of the road. I immediately screeched to a halt and whisked him into the passenger seat of my car and said. "Honey...That is some Brilliant Light you have beaming from the depths of your soul... What are you doing HERE when you can be enjoying the fun and enlightenment that is waiting for you at the Energetic Forum?" He then gave me this funny look and I have a feeling that for a fraction of a second he might have thought that he was just picked up by an alien in disguise, but I quickly managed to quell that little fear with my inimitable charm and wit and before I could say "jolly good", he was sharing with me the details of the recent re-plumbing of his ticker! Once I was informed of all the details of his nasty heart attack and how he now is recovering from that tramatic event, I KNEW that it was destiny that brought me to him so I could bring him over here (where he belongs ) to enjoy all the Light and Love that is the essence of this wonderful forum.

Now...Since Ian has just been through a most challenging time and since he is in the process of recovering, I expect that all of you Beauties will treat him with the utmost gentleness, compassion and love! I am sure that many of us will be sending him Love on a consistant basis and knowing Sallyjane, she is undoubtedly sending it NOW as she reads this post!

Ian...We are deeply Blessed to have the Shining Light that IS You join this wonderful community and I so look forward to the unfolding of the beautiful friendships that you will be sure to cultivate with many of the FABULOUS people here on this forum! Welcome Home!!!

With MUCH Love and Gratitude,

Pamela

[Bagpuss]

Self deprecating Limey struggling.............

Dearest Pamela,
I do hope they never find a way to tax enthusiasm or you will surely need the most awesome of accountants! Thank you for that most fulsome welcome and introduction. I believe that most of us automatically respond to expectation and seeing reference to magnificent and shining light in such close proximity you must be a Charles Dickens fan to have such Great Expectations of me. I will take a deep breath and focus on resonating at a similar vibration................
Hommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Well that's as close as I can get without Moldavite (Stuff you Mr Gates that ISSS how you spell it. Just 'cos it comes from another planet and you don't understand don't be so presumptuous as to try and correct me ok???) and as mine has disappeared AGAIN that will have to do for now!!! So how shall I respond to you and watching "Energetics" (how do you refer to yourselves on this site?)
OK then. Why am I here on this site right now? Well I could no more ignore your light than a moth a candle for a start! Having landed and carried out a cursory check my wings are unsinged. So I guess my sail was up to have been blown here. Why? Well I guess I have 2 main interests exercising my mind right now.
1. How can I have been so ****ing stupid to have let my biological mind become so messed up that I let it accept a situation that over the years came mighty close to killing me?
2. Shouldn't I be spending rather more time attuning myself to the healing talents that I KNOW have been bestowed on me, before I have the embarrassment of meeting my guides on the next level and seeing them shake their celestial heads and hear them "Tut"?
Oh ok and 2B as well.... if experience is not looking where you are going and falling over a log, breaking your leg and vowing not to do it again and if wisdom is seeing someone else do this and not duplicating the idiots mistake then the interest I have behind getting myself straight is helping others along the path, but with less pain.......
so in a nutshell that's where the cat is at the moment. Unsure of how many lives left............but I have an interesting theory and Einstein is with me on this, which is cool..............
but I have no idea how the site works, but I have a feeling if I just throw this into the arena interesting paths will appear.............
over to you guys
Oh, and I have quit Codeine so I can have a glass of Jacobs creek this afternoon. Cheers!!
Love and light
Ian

[Bagpuss]

Confucious, he say ...huuuhhhhh?

Wpage and Pamela
Hi!
Luddite here. When YOU post a message there doesn't seem to be a contained box marked "reply" within your message as posted. I am trying to reply to various kind messages and do not wish to errrm balls up protocol. Suggestions please?
Thanks

[Bagpuss]

or is it this icon bottom right?

[Doug]

or is it this icon bottom right?

Ian,
If you clik on Quote and start writing down below the [/QUOTE] line, it will capture that with your reply as I've done here, if that's what you're asking.

Wow, great to have you aboard, so you're down in Devon, eh? I have an aunt that's from up in Blackpool. Great to hear you've had a taste of the afterlife. More info on that, I would check out Dannion Brinkley, a guy that's died ah, three times and is back now and his site is: Welcome to || www.DANNION.com || he wrote Saved by the Light and a few others. He's a real character and you seem to have the same energy and enthusiasm as him - funny guy too. Hmmm... there could be a connection... whoa, there just might be one - for real. I've met and hung out with him, he was hilarious and his passion for life and people at the same time was incredible. I like his saying... "You are a Great, Powerful & Mighty, Spiritual Being with Dignity, Direction and Purpose" It was interesting to me hearing him say that he wasn't asked what religion he was, that never came into play in the afterlife and what he described was wonderful.

I know what you mean about laughing, I had bruised ribs from a hot tub accident that was killer - no running or sneezing either.

Great to hear about your newfound knowledge that is awesome! I know you'll have a blast here. and We'll hold off on the laughter only so long... hang in there



Doug

[Aaron]

Welcome Ian!

Welcome Ian!

Pamela told me how excited she was to to meet such a Bright Spirit and that you were going to join us here!

Ditto on the Dannion energy

[Sunshine]

Hi Ian




Gosh! you have a lot of energy ! I'm from the UK too, from the East coast. And I have to agree with you about Simon's cat. I went and had a look and loved the tv one. My favourite one - the waking up one - wasn't working but fortunately I have it saved! I just want to know when he came and spied on me and my cat I never use an alarm clock anymore! And as you can guess, I love dogs too!!

Hope you enjoy being here.

[Bagpuss]

nope quote and my computer dont get on Doug, Tried Dannions site. Not having been shot recently seems to dis bar me from entry. Sorry price too high.Butttttttt as for his saying....oh yes we are at one biiiiig time. My own expeirience is there is more.............I do not like the usual orthodox religiious practices as they seem more disigned to subjigate than to free. If this co incides with your friends thoughts I would be most grateful to be put in diresct contact. We have much to discuss! I thank you for your contact. Love and light my son........

[Glenn]

Welcome

Hi Ian,

Welcome - I also had major surgery (spinal) back in FEB this year and am still recovering - so I really empathize about laughing and sneezing, although now I can do both easily - as you will soon also.

I think your journey led you to the right place for what you are looking for - have fun and enjoy!

[Bagpuss]

Thank you Glenn. All appears ok except fluid on lung which is normal, and about which the doc says I can do nothing. (Oh Yeah???? Ye of little faith. Bah!) Sick to death of blood tests but tickle is fun...............ask if you dare ;o)

[Bagpuss]

Aaron.
A very sincere thanks for the welcome. I have tried to contact Dannion, but no joy so far. Help would be apprciated as communicating with the undead is a bit trcky outside of Hollywood!
I thank you in anticipation.
Ian

[Bagpuss]

oh dear. I seem to have said something that is not acceptable. I apologise. Least said soonest mended. Au revoir.

[Glenn]

Thank you Glenn. All appears ok except fluid on lung which is normal, and about which the doc says I can do nothing. (Oh Yeah???? Ye of little faith. Bah!) Sick to death of blood tests but tickle is fun...............ask if you dare ;o)

Yeah, I had that also. They also took a rib out to use as a partial replacement (ground up and put into a cage and jack apparatus) for the disk that was damaged - and didn't even tell me - even after I complained about pain in that area. We found out after we got home and read the surgeon's report.

I truly believe that a combination of proper diet, nutrition, rest, and care (none of which I had in the hospital) combined with PATHS (modules: stem cell, cellular health, immune boost, ultimate body, antioxident, and chronic pain) got me back into shape quicker than if I was not on PATHS. If you get a few minutes, check out my article on the articles page, 'Recovering From Surgery.'

Re needles - did they give little jabs of Hepron(sp?) in your stomach 4 times a day? Not to mention the blood taking at regular intervals (like at 2:30 am)... or is that just a US hospital thing?

Ok - tell us about the tickle.