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  • Should This Product Be Banned?

    After reading the following article, you decide if Dihydrogen Monoxide should be banned...


    BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE - THE INVISIBLE KILLER!

    Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year.
    What are the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide?

    Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

    Dihydrogen Monoxide Facts
    Dihydrogen Monoxide Alerts

    Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

    Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage.

    Dihydrogen Monoxide UsesStop the horror - Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

    Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

    THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED!
    The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its importance to the economic health of this nation. In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

    STOP THIS MADNESS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

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    Now for any who were thinking that there might be sometime to this the first thing you need to do is ask yourself is just what is dihydrogen monoxide?

    Well Dihydrogen means we have two thingies of hydrogen.
    Combined with one thingy of oxygen.
    This is more commonly stated as H2O of even more generically simply called WATER!

    If you go back and reread the article you note that everything stated is true! But does that really mean that the sky is falling and the world is in danger? Or is it just simply raining?in effect calling for a ban on dihydrogen monoxide.

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    • #3
      Haha, that one is great. You have a good point there. (:

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