 |
|
|||||||
| General Discussion Other general discussions on topics not listed above. |
 |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools |
10-24-2008, 05:44 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Sounds like the comdedian Steven(Stephen?) Wright - very funny.
Quote:
    
|
|
10-24-2008, 10:31 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
The perfect man
Hi Pamela;
This is for you and all the other ladies on The Forum; enjoy. PICTURE OF A PERFECT MAN.. (NO IMAGE AVAILABLE) Did you really think there was one ??? Send this to ALL the LADIES that need to laugh and ... ANY of the MEN that can take it.. Al  Last edited by ANTIQUER : 10-24-2008 at 10:40 PM.
|
|
10-25-2008, 03:59 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
The Perfect Man???
 Dear Al, But wait...  The Perfect Man The perfect man is gentle never cruel or mean he has a beautiful smile and he keeps his face so clean The perfect man loves children and will raise them by your side he will be a good father and good husband to his bride The perfect man loves cooking cleaning and vaccuuming too he'll do anything to convey his feelings of love to you The perfect man is sweet writing poetry from your name he's a best friend to your mother and kisses away your pain He has never made you cry or hurt you in any way...... OH SCREW THIS STUPID POEM... THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY!!!!!!   With Much Love and Gratitude,  Pamela
|
|
10-25-2008, 05:05 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
The Perfect Man
Pamela, Grace and all who liked that; The original version my sister sent is even funnier, but the graphics refuse to copy. If you want to see it in all it's glorious humor pm me your e-mall. I think it will all go through that way.
Loved the poem Sort of in the same vein here's a story about a less than perfect man and his mom's advice. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Sniff the Chocolates First Forrest" > Forrest Gump Explains Mortgage Backed Securities > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > a.. Mortgage Backed Securities are like boxes of chocolates. > b.. Criminals on Wall Street stole a few chocolates from the boxes and replaced them with turds. > c.. Their criminal buddies at Standard & Poor rated these boxes AAA Investment Grade chocolates. > d.. These boxes were then sold all over the world to investors. > e.. Eventually somebody bites into a turd and discovers the crime. > f.. Suddenly nobody trusts American chocolates anymore worldwide. > g.. Hank Paulson now wants the American taxpayers to buy up and hold all these boxes of turd-infested chocolates for $700 billion dollars until the market for turds returns to normal. > h.. Meanwhile, Hank's buddies, the Wall Street criminals who stole all the good chocolates are not being investigated, arrested, or indicted. > i.. Mama always said: "Sniff the chocolates first Forrest". Al
|
|
10-25-2008, 09:52 AM
|
||||
|
||||
For Zeus!!!
Quote:
THANK GOD, for Gods!!
|
|
10-30-2008, 04:17 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Laughter
Hi Grace, glad you are enjoying the jokes. This just came from my brother.
"Inquiring little minds." "Little Brat" also comes to mind. A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.' The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out? 'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.' The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in heaven's name did you find that out?' 'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?' 'Because you got an F in sex.' If you see someone without a smile today give them one of yours! Al
|
|
10-31-2008, 02:02 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
For Al and Ingram!
Hi Al,
Very Funny! Thank you, I am enjoying these jokes so much! I adore this thread for all the joy it brings. Laughter truly is medicine!Hi Ingram! This Picture of the pumpkins is fabulous!  HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL!
|
|
11-01-2008, 05:51 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Chicken recipe
Hi Grace, love to spread the joy! Here's more!
STUFFED CHICKEN RECIPE Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. 4-5 lb. Chicken 1-cup melted butter 1-cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is best) 1-cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT) Lightly salt and pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, then salt and pepper. Fill the cavity with the stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end towards the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done. And you thought I couldn't cook. Al |
Thank you for the Laugh Al!
