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08-30-2007, 12:00 PM
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This is a hilarious commercial:
YouTube - Zazoo Condom Commercial     
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09-05-2007, 05:07 AM
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Tequila!!
RapidShare: 1-Click Webhosting
You must go to the bottom of the Rapid share web page and click on the "free" button, then scroll down to the center of the next page and enter in the small box the VERY LARGE FOUR LETTERS AND/OR NUMBERS, this will enable you to download this hilarious document!! 
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09-05-2007, 05:47 AM
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Condoms & Tequila?
Pammie - Condoms ~ too funny, and very clever I must say!!!
Adam - I agree.... belt may be required on that one  Grace - Tequila ~ certainly a solution for many areas LOL. Have to admit to having applied it once or twice myself! These two jokes make a good and 'smart' combination  Thanks for sharing the laughter! 
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09-05-2007, 05:50 AM
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OMG
Grace and Pammie - way too funny. Ya know, I never really thought about the fact that my Tequila consumption was the enabling factor for my many successes and wonderful characteristics, but now that I think about it. Whew. I guess I'll need to keep drinking! And Pammie, if I had seen that 16 years ago... JUST KIDDING - I have a great son!!!!! WAHOOOOO!  
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09-05-2007, 11:17 AM
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Grace, that was too funny and too true
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09-05-2007, 10:18 PM
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Freeze in Place
Pammie: LOL on that condom commercial, ohhh but I agree, a belt just feels so much more tempting....haha
Grace: That Tequila mpeg was just hilarious!! I'm so proud that my country has been able to provide the world with a cure to feelings of inadequacy *sniff sniff* The link I'm sending (Freeze in Place) is a video I have been watching over and over for the past few weeks, I laugh just as hard every time I watch it!! The guy with the long hair has a look of "Have I stepped in to another dimension?" LOL~!! Enjoy it!! Freeze in Place ~Viviana  Last edited by Viviana : 09-05-2007 at 11:47 PM.
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09-18-2007, 12:38 AM
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Church Bloopers
A friend received a copy of these bloopers so I thought I'd pass them on. These were all announced in church services or were sent out church bulletins!
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." -------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. -------------------------- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you. -------------------------- Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. -------------------------- Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. -------------------------- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. -------------------------- Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. -------------------------- Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. -------------------------- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. -------------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. -------------------------- Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. -------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. -------------------------- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. -------------------------- The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. -------------------------- Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. -------------------------- The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. -------------------------- This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in t he park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. -------------------------- Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done. -------------------------- The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. -------------------------- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. -------------------------- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. -------------------------- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. -------------------------- The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours." Love, Light & Blessings, Sharyn
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09-18-2007, 04:49 AM
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Oh my gosh, Sharyn!!!!!!
I laughed till I cried and almost peed my pants!!!
Those were SOOOO funny!!!!  for sharing!! Ann
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09-18-2007, 05:42 AM
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SHARYN!! I am still laughing!!!
Sharyn!! I have not laughed this hard in so long!! THANK YOU!!
Here is a video of Will Farrell! I know you Mom's will love it!! Funny or Die Videos - The Landlord - Added by Will Ferrell
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09-18-2007, 05:57 AM
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More bad baby!
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09-18-2007, 06:37 AM
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Funny Funny!!!
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09-19-2007, 08:30 PM
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This joke just in from my cool friend Regina!!
MY LIVING WILL Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said To her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some Machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the Plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine!!
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09-20-2007, 06:28 PM
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Planes, Trains and Politicians...
A Washington, DC, airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble...
1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa. Her response - click. 3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!" 4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close on the map." 5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time. 6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She Needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 am got to Chicago at 8:33 am. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that. 7. A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said,"No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the Airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!" After putting her on hold for a minute while I looked into it (I was laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage. 8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it Be cheaper to fly to California, and then take the train to Hawaii?" 9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them." 10. A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, Fl. on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever, smarty!" 11. A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!" 12. A New Mexico Congress woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" The reply? "Whatever! I knew it was a big animal!"
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beautiful Grace.