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Old 02-28-2012, 05:43 AM
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Heard on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
  • President Obama talked about rising gas prices today. He focused on the positive things his administration has done when it comes to energy prices. So, in other words, it was the shortest speech he's ever given.
  • President Obama is starting to get a little overconfident. In an interview with Univision radio, he said, "My presidency isn't over yet, and I've still got five more years." Even his predictions are over budget.
Heard on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
  • President Obama is trying to come up with a new campaign slogan that would replace "hope and change." He's thinking of going with "I am not Mitt Romney."
Heard on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
  • During Vice President Bidenís speech in North Carolina today, a man onstage kept falling asleep. The worst part: It was actually Joe Biden.
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